AI-Powered Flip Intelligence

Find $1,500 MCM dressers before anyone else sees them

Geppetto reads listing photos like an expert flipper — spotting Broyhill Brasilia, Lane Acclaim, and Heywood-Wakefield even when the seller wrote "old wood dresser $50."

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Avg alert time

94%

ID accuracy

$1,250

Avg flip profit

How It Looks

This is what you get
on every alert.

Every dresser Geppetto flags comes with a full breakdown — buy price, estimated resale, profit margin, condition notes, and where to list for maximum return.

Geppetto AI

American of Martinsville 12-Drawer Lowboy

c. 1960s · Walnut · Torpedo pulls · Original finish

BUY FOR

$75

SELL FOR

$850

PROFIT

$775

ChairishFacebook1stDibs

91% confidence

Geppetto AI

Lane Acclaim 9-Drawer Triple Dresser

c. 1960s · Walnut · Sculptural base · All drawers intact

BUY FOR

$50

SELL FOR

$1,200

PROFIT

$1,150

ChairishFacebookCraigslist

95% confidence

Geppetto AI

Broyhill Emphasis Triple Dresser

c. 1960s · Walnut · Carved arch panels · Tapered legs

BUY FOR

$60

SELL FOR

$950

PROFIT

$890

eBayChairishFacebook

88% confidence

Why Geppetto Is Different

Other tools match words.
We analyze images.

Keyword alerts only work when the seller knows what they have. The best deals are listed by people who don't — and every other tool misses them completely.

✕ Keyword tools — what they miss

"broyhill brasilia" ✓ finds it

"lane acclaim" ✓ finds it

"old wood dresser $50" ✗ missed — could be a $1,400 Brasilia

"vintage dresser pickup" ✗ missed — could be Lane Acclaim

"moving must sell dresser" ✗ missed — the best deals look like this

The listings worth the most money are listed by sellers who have no idea what they own. Keywords will never find them.

✓ Geppetto — AI image analysis

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Reads the photo, not the title. Geppetto analyzes every listing image for wood grain, hardware, joinery, leg style, and proportions — the same things an expert flipper looks for in person.

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Identifies 20+ MCM makers visually. Broyhill's signature arch pulls, Lane's dovetail joints, Heywood-Wakefield's champagne finish — it sees them even when the seller writes nothing.

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Alerts you in under 5 minutes. Before the seller gets their first message. Before the other flippers even see the listing.

The Proof

Same dresser.
Two completely different realities.

The seller has no idea what they're sitting on. You would — with Geppetto.

✕ What the seller sees

"old wood dresser, solid, some wear $50 obo pickup only"

$50

Listed 6 minutes ago

✓ What Geppetto sees

LANE ACCLAIM TRIPLE DRESSER · Deal Score 97
Buy: $50 · Est. Resale: $900–1,400 · Margin: 18–28x
Condition: Good — minor surface wear, all drawers intact

$1,250

Potential resale after light refinish

⚡ Alert sent 4 min after posting

How It Works

Three steps to
your first flip.

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Drop a photo of what you want

Upload a photo of the MCM dresser style you're hunting. We match it against our curated directory of high-value MCM dressers and build your visual target profile — then go find one in your area.

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We scan every photo

Our AI reads every listing image on Facebook Marketplace, Craigslist, and OfferUp the way an expert flipper would. Not keywords — actual visual recognition.

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You get the alert first

The moment a dresser worth grabbing appears, you get an instant alert scored 0–100 with buy price vs. market value — before anyone else sees it.

Dresser Recognition

It knows the dressers
worth buying.

Trained on MCM case pieces specifically. It knows the difference between a Broyhill Brasilia and a knockoff — from a single blurry photo.

Broyhill Brasilia Broyhill Emphasis Lane Acclaim Heywood-Wakefield Drexel Heritage Kent Coffey American of Martinsville Stanley Furniture Bassett Thomasville Paul McCobb Dunbar Kroehler + More at launch

Pricing

Founding member pricing
— 50% off forever

First 50 spots only. Price increases to full rate after founding seats fill.

🔥 43 of 50 founding spots remaining

Starter

$9.50

$19

per month, forever

Founding — 50% Off Forever

3 dresser brand profiles
10-min scan intervals
Email + Telegram alerts
3 marketplaces

Get Started

Questions answered.

Yes — Geppetto scans Facebook Marketplace, Craigslist, and OfferUp across any US city you specify.

No — that's what everyone else does. Geppetto uses AI vision to analyze listing photos. It finds a Lane Acclaim listed as "old dresser $50" because it sees the piece, not the words.

On the Autopilot plan, you connect your Facebook account and set your rules — maximum price you'll pay, message limit per day, which dresser types to pursue. Geppetto's AI messages sellers automatically the moment a qualifying listing appears, using natural language that sounds like you. You just show up to buy.

Under 8 minutes from when a listing goes live. Most alerts fire in under 5 minutes. Good dressers get messages within minutes of posting — speed is everything.

One Broyhill Brasilia dresser pays for 2 years of the Pro plan. If Geppetto doesn't find you a deal worth at least 10x your subscription in the first 30 days, we'll make it right.

We're onboarding founding members now. Join and you'll be first to get access before public launch. Your founding rate is locked the moment you sign up.

Find $1,500 MCM dressers before anyone else sees them

This is what you geton every alert.

Other tools match words.We analyze images.

Same dresser.Two completely different realities.

Three steps toyour first flip.

Drop a photo of what you want

We scan every photo

You get the alert first

It knows the dressersworth buying.

Founding member pricing— 50% off forever

Questions answered.

Stop losing dressers to faster flippers.

This is what you get
on every alert.

Other tools match words.
We analyze images.

Same dresser.
Two completely different realities.

Three steps to
your first flip.

It knows the dressers
worth buying.

Founding member pricing
— 50% off forever